Funny birthday greetings to a girlfriend with humor

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Let's fill the glasses
And we’ll sing a song in your honor.
There are very few good friends
My words are not flattery at all.
I would like to wish
So that you forever be young
In business, to always thrive,
For friends - always be naughty!
I wish you health, dear,
So that you can keep up everywhere
Stay the same, crazy
You never get tired!

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I want to pump up my lips
And breasts, if possible.
I wish you become a cool woman,
But just be careful:
Can't you outshine me
And if you can,
Can't walk right -
I’m breaking my legs too!
And birthday anyway
I will be frank.
I'm not angry - I'll take a log,
I spank it perfectly!

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I wish OGO-GO!
And never OHHO-HO!
A little bit ah! Well, you can Wow!
To take your breath away.
Of course, that was WOW !!
And so that FU is very small.
So sometimes HERE IS YES!
BLIMEY! - no bullshit,
CAN NOT BE! - it's real,
YES WELL HIM! - let it be virtual.
Wow! - to surprise me more often,
WELL EVERYBODY! - not enough.
And at the request of EGE-GAY!
And to come true, come on, pour it!

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I wish you a birthday
Elite clothes and cars,
Always pleasant excitement
And there is no end to men

So that a manicure is always in order
And appearance is a pure ideal,
In love so that it’s only sweet
So that everyone stands on you!

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Happy birthday my friend!
Let everything be with you:
And the penthouse and the servant
Private yacht!

In the center is a private apartment,
Dress in the boutiques
And get mad only with fat
And you live, as in dreams!

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Well, girlfriend, happy birthday,
Let there be only luck in life!
Love is a huge balloon
Spouse - reliable, loyal, modest.

Mink coat, a million to boot,
Limousine with a driver in the Canary cottage.
Cherished dreams so that they always come true,
And loyal friends so as not to be forgotten!

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I wish you a birthday
Elite clothes and cars,
Always pleasant excitement
And there is no end to men
So that a manicure is always in order
And appearance is a pure ideal,
In love so that it’s only sweet
So that everyone stands on you!

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Since birth, I hasten you
Congratulate from the heart,
Let yours be fulfilled
Treasured dreams.

I wish your life
Was full of miracles
And if you lost something,
That is just overweight.

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Girlfriend, I wish everything was cool,
So guys fall in love with you hourly!
I wish the outfits of fashionable styles,
Beauties first try on the crown!
Cheer up, hang out, burn to hits,
And to make your dreams come true soon!

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May there be luck, may there be luck
Let the mood be always good
Let there be partying, let there be parties
Let there be new things from fashion magazines
Let there be resorts, let there be hotels
Let there be five days off a week
May the weather be beautiful everywhere
And also friends will always be near!

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Baby charm, congratulations
Diamonds and a class S machine,
On your birthday I wish
So that all dreams come true in the EU,
Bakal for this ... raise!
To drive a Cayenne-S,
On the way, In Monaco, note
With a cute pikines dog
Light the road, I beg you!
And forever be in everything you S!
After all, you are my friend, I love it!

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I wish the boss smiled at a meeting
I wish you great plans for the evening
I wish resorts, luxury hotels
Cafes, restaurants, cocktails
Outfits are cool in price and style
I wish to try on the Miss World crown!

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Dear best friend
You are a ray of sunshine in a thunderous forest.
You are an exemplary spouse in the family,
And beautiful - everything suits you!
At work, you are always successful
At home - you are the mistress of all the "five"!
Although, like all of us, it’s not sinful,
But, not to me dear to you, reproach.
Be healthy, cheerful, beautiful,
Have fun and laugh heartily.
Be to our joy, happy
And strive for new heights!

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Today is your birthday
How many congratulations and flowers!
My beloved girlfriend
We wish you all the best, then
Raise a glass of hop we wine
And drink for a happy fate
So that you never remain alone
So that someone would call a favorite.
We wish you happiness, beauty, love,
So that people are kind around
Health and may sunny days
A smile will touch your lips.

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Flowers bloom for you
Birds on the branches sang.
That day you were born
And they wanted to congratulate you
Best friends
And friends, all your relatives.
We love you, your family
Wishes helmet such
So that you are always healthy
And there was a lot of wealth in the house,
The star will not go out for you
And you will be kept by God.

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The best day of the year has come:
The man has become older!
I congratulate you with him
And, of course, I wish:
A million impressions
The most vivid entertainment
To fans of the horde
Attacked sometimes!
Let trouble take your feet
From your life's journey!
There will only be laughter in the house
And sky-high success!

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Hang out, anneal, have fun
In the prince soon fall in love
Well, by the way, an apartment, a car
Shopping trips with girlfriends
Huge bouquets, chic gifts
A trip to where it is beautiful and hot
Myself and others cheer up
This is what I wish you on your birthday!

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My glorious friend, meet
And pour me vodka, not tea.
Only you can understand me, you can console
And only you will help me with advice.
With you it’s easier for me and more fun
You do not regret the affectionate word.
Let the wind sail, let it not storm
In the sea of ​​life we ​​live without offense!

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May there be great health!
Do not sagging sluggish chest,
To cunnilingus - more often! -
Someone would pamper!
And so that every morning
When you don’t get up - well, there’s no strength !!
Let not the alarm clock - he failed! -
Hot man woke you!

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And I'm on my birthday today
I wish you from the bottom of my heart:
In life it was fun
“Cases” to be good.
Favorite business to flourish,
To know only happiness days
I didn’t go to hundred meters
On menopausal days
So that inadvertently does not fly
So that you look good over the years
In the eyes did not go out so that the lights.
So that each time, meeting together,
We ahuh ** ali together, just as happy again
So that your life is like a song
And love always lived in her!

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What to wish for
So as not to be commonplace?
A lot of sex and so that he
It was not virtual.
New and comfortable house,
It has a big bed
To make it sweet to sleep
(And for sex too).
More sports and walks,
Eat fruit, not a cupcake -
It is important for health,
However, as well as sex.
Well, that’s it! Enough about sex
This is so commonplace.
So that you love life !!!
If only not anal !!!

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I wish you a birthday
All you want!
Smiles, joys, luck,
Love, kindness and beauty!
You are like a flower under a clear sky
Always beautiful and young
And everyone thinks: “Oh, I would
A wife like her "
Clean, sweet and longed for
You give everyone warmth and light.
So that you can’t crap ** you - you are about ** enna!
There is simply no other word!

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I wish you on your birthday
To surround joyful faces
So that there is fun and peace
Husband was king, lover - prince!

And money, well, just a little bit -
To a jeep and an apartment in the center,
So that your breasts become bigger
Love a sip, but happiness is a centner!

***

Honey, happy birthday,
Be always as bright
To male admiration
Convert to gifts!

Let the diamonds reinforce
All the words and compliments
In your life let them shine
Only the best moments!

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Catch always men's looks
And just choose a prince!
And money - we don’t need much -
So that life resembles paradise!

Let the hairstyle be stylish
And the cellulite is alien to the figure,
Personal life - loving,
Love gives us health!

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My dear girlfriend!
On your birthday
You are like that frog in a fairy tale
Meet your prince!

And you will not meet - it does not matter!
There is a short recipe:
Even a weirdo will become a prince
If you drink vodka!

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Let Bentley drive up to the house
The handsome prince is coming to you
And takes to the Maldives,
And let it bear a fur coat in his hands.

Believe, believe me, it’s not at all harmful
Useful even sometimes
I wish on the birthday of faith
That everything always comes true!

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Happy holiday, girlfriend!
I can not help but write.
Smile, you're just darling!
What do you wish me?

Enjoy, be beautiful
What do you want, have everything
Drink a lot of beer today
To make it more fun!

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What to wish you, girlfriend?
After all, everything is fine with you.
Well, let the penthouse be, not a kopeck piece,
A beautiful lover yet! 🙂

To have more money in the bank
What’s there, just a billion!
To relax in the Canaries, Casablanca,
In short, life was like marmalade!

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Birthday girlfriend
I want to wish love
'Cause love will save you from a blizzard
And comfort from insults.

Happy birthday my friend!
Live happily and long
Cause you my friend
Impossible not to love !!!

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What do you wish your friend?
Birthday - celebrate
Girlfriends - do not forget!
Joy - to be!
Sorrows - forget it!
Salary - grow,
Love is to bloom!
Dreams come true
And most do not relax!

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How many years have we been friends?
I can’t even count!
You are a beloved girlfriend
Nothing more to say!

For you I darling
I’ll give up the guy.
Happy Birthday dear,
I love you very much!

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Girlfriend, the house will be okay,
In family matters - quiet and smooth,
In work - a fabulous success,
You be always more beautiful than all.

And on my birthday I wish
I want you not to lose heart
Let a dream come true
And happiness pours over the edge!

2 COMMENTS

  1. Natalya

    What a wonderful article!
    I found poems for myself here.
    For best friend congratulations
    On a wonderful holiday, Birthday.
    Very useful for such people,
    Who is at odds with his imagination)
    And then they came up with everything, in general, for us
    And they wrote us poems, well, just the upper class!
    What a pity that I have not met your site before.
    I had to write all the poems myself
    And from me the poet is not very slight.
    Well, something like this.
    Thanks you.
    Until!

    • Larisa

      Of all the local verses, your comment is the coolest !!! :-)))

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