Happy woman birthday greetings

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Let this day not add wrinkles, And smooth out the old ones and erase, Strengthen health, add on failures, Bring more joy and happiness.

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We wish you happiness and a little sadness,
We wish your friends not to be upset
So that pain and grief do not meet
So that joys and jokes do not end,
So that there will be spring in the middle of winter and summer,
So there was a lot of light.
And let everything conceived be done,
After all, for the sake of this, it was worth being born!

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I wish you great health,
So that the breast does not hang with a rag.
And cunnilingus once a week,
Someone would do you.
And in the early morning at dawn
When there is no strength to wake up,
Whatever the alarm be damned
And wild sex woke you up.

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I wish you all the most beautiful,
The happiest:
Health - Chocolate,
Fun - grape,
Life is infinite
Youth - eternal
Smiles - Strawberry!
And it will be easier to live.

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May your life be happy
Good luck will not forget your way
May joy and goodness, hope and joy,
You will bring a birthday as a gift!
May this day be wonderful
And all dreams come true.
May the sun shine on you everywhere
And the flowers are smiling.
Have a drink this day
Get lost in your apartment
Friends, relatives do not recognize
And do not find your bed!

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We wish you good health, happy walk,
A lot of herring, port and vodka,
Both life and youth in a warm heart,
And a sultry chick we wish in addition.

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I wish you to live
Nice and relaxed!
And to have your wallet
It is full of money tightly!
I wish the oceans beer
And in them are rams and shrimps
You would become a better captain
I did not get out of the world!

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So that you live beautifully
I wish a lot of beer!
In mugs, in banks and in bottles!
A box of beer in the freezer!
And so you deal with it,
We are already running to you!

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On Birthday, congratulations from us - this time.
We send good words - these are two.
To be ahead all the time is three.
Living with everyone in friendship, in the world - it seems to be four.
Never lose heart - it's five.
Multiply all that is - it's six.
Being attentive to everyone is seven.
Being always in normal weight is eight, nine, ten.
Well, and on top of that -
Happiness, joy, good luck!

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May you always have cash
What you spend them on is a private matter.
Maybe you’ll buy a house, a car, a summer house,
And then treat your friends for change!

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I wish you had everything in life ...
... AND EXPECTED FAVORITES,
and PLEASANT EXPECTATIONS!

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Happy birthday my friend!
Let everything be with you:
And the penthouse and the servant
Private yacht!
In the center is a private apartment,
Dress in the boutiques
And get mad only with fat
And you live, as in dreams!

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Happy birthday or what?
Happy Soul!
But grow up until all the same take your time.
Be diligent daughters
More often please mother ...
Well, in short!
In general, do not get sick!

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I wish you a birthday
So that all your dreams come true
So that Men surround you,
And not the March cats!

So that you can achieve everything.
To make life seem merrier
You wish unit
And after a lot of zeros !!!

Congratulations, hug
And shout to you Hurray !!!
You are Miss World, Miss Universe
And Miss This Table!

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I wish you more rest
At sea, swim and sunbathe.
Celebrate this holiday worthily dashing,
To wake up with a sore head!

But before these, after the banquet
Have a fun night before dawn!
Fairytale days and fun nights
Good friends to you and friends!

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I want everything to be great
Great amount of cash in the wallet
Great colleagues at great work
At "five" take a break from work on Saturday

Various questions, excellent solutions
With relatives of a great relationship to you,
Excellent health and personal life
Let everything you have is only "excellent"!

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Basket of success, bag of luck,
A bag of fun for your birthday
Health backpack - on fragile shoulders,
A tight wallet with a pack of bucks - at a meeting!

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Where to get some well-being?
This does not happen - it is a fact.
But let bigger be better
And less will be "somehow."
Wish you happy birthday
Smiles, joyful troubles,
Health, happiness and fun
Today, tomorrow, all year round!

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Be what you are:
For friends, a good friend
At home - a loving spouse
And a caring father
And in bed - well done!

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Let the money go astray in flocks of birds
fly to you like a hurricane ....
Let them surround, attack and climb
with arrogance in your pocket !!!

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Do not drink water if you can drink wine!
Do not drink wine if you can drink good wine!
Do not drink good wine if you can drink very good wine!
And most importantly, do not forget to drink for
so that you always have money for what is better!

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Congratulations from us!
This time.
We send kind words.
These are two.
To be ahead all the time!
These are three.
Living with everyone in friendship, in peace,
It seems to be four.
Never lose heart!
It's five.
Multiply all that is,
This is six.
Well, to this in addition -
Happiness, joy, good luck!

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My dear sweetie!
Happy Birthday, my darling!
Let the gorgeous little drunk happen
In your nice cozy little apartment.
Let the invited guests fill up with you
And put you to sleep
Foreign gifts
From Paris, Milan, Alasochka.
Wish health and joy
Seas of love and success
Scarcity, goodies, sweets,
The happiness of a female, cheerful laugh!

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Today is your birthday
And how many knocked - no matter.
So be forever young
After all, life was given to us only once!
We wish life to the brim,
So that there would be no bad weather in my soul,
In short, without further ado -
Great human happiness!

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I wish you success in all matters, even if everything for whatever you undertook, it would turn out easily and successfully! I wish you financial abundance, stable income, successful transactions. And of course I wish you a big, bright, inspiring love that would inspire and from which you would like to fly, soar and sing!

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Be the funniest and happiest
Good and gentle and most beautiful
Be the most attentive, the most beloved,
Simple, charming, unique,
And good, and strict, and weak, and strong,
Let the problems go out of the way in impotence.
Let all that you want come true.
Love you, faith, hope, goodness!

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Today, on a glorious birthday,
Accept congratulations from us
And the wishes of glorious years,
And thanks for the lunch!
That, despite the turmoil,
Everyone is also glad you are guests!
Alas, I’m not Pushkin, and not Khayyam,
But I give this quivering ode!
With you - into the fire and into the water!
You take admiration,
And after reading a hug!

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Everything is possible on a birthday-
Without any "no" and "but":
Crocodile in a helicopter
With a kilogram of popsicle
Arrives, congratulations, loudly
On the accordion will sing:
"Happy Bezdey, my good!"
And give a huge cake!

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We wish you happiness pure as crystal,
Good luck greyhound like a Roman rebel
Good health, like an old oak,
Be young like a baby tooth.

So that all good things come true
To make a lot of money
And so that instead of overlords and servants
Always there was an old, faithful friend!

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Who has a birthday here?
Substitute ears!
We won’t pull for them -
Just sit and listen.
Be healthy, smart and happy
Grab luck by the tail.
Do not let her out of your hands -
Ask for a car, cottage.
Fortune is a bad girl
Anyone can teach a lesson.
We wish that there was enough gunpowder
Tame your Fortune.

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One in a year - birth - day
Whether you are in flight, on the fly:
Forget all the rubbish,
Extraction of money vanity!
Stop Take a look up
Around - beautiful, as in a dream ...
Winter and summer smile
Laugh in the fall, spring!
Come on, relax, you relax
Drive the broom out of the house sadness ...
On this day all your dreams
Let them turn into reality!
And in this very best hour in life,
In love with you, do not forget us !!!

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On this day and this year
Every moment
Let him laugh and sing
Glorious birthday.
Let friends not let you down
And fate will not fade away
And invisible hard put
In life will not arise.
We wish with all our hearts:
Let everythnig will be alright!

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We hasten to wish you a happy birthday soon!
Today, wait for gifts from relatives and friends!
Today, be the brightest, happiest,
And enjoy life, do not forget to laugh!
We love you very much, you are our dear friend!
Great happiness - we are familiar with you!

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Happy birthday congratulations
And on the list of benefits we wish:
To get into the thought!
To become a new Russian!
Outperformed Gates Beale
Cottage celebrated in the Maldives!
Paris Hilton to fall in love
And fell at your feet!

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Your refinement, your gloss
Men do not let pass
And the petals of red roses
They are laying the road for you!
May there be many wonderful days in life
They bring you pleasure
And your welcome circle of friends
It gives warmth and mood!

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Love - burning, as in the series!
Favorite movies on every channel!
Trips to Paris, Amsterdam and the sea,
The cakes are delicious and without calories!
Theaters, concerts, tickets in the stalls
And stylish furniture in the native interior!
The intentions are different (but better than serious),
Dwellings - five-room and five-star!
Passion - debilitating! Difficulties - brief!
Diamonds - no less than 40x!

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Let the sun shine kindly
Radiant and friendly
Flowers in a crystal vase
They stand coquettishly in the water
The smile will be joyful
Always, and on my birthday,
And may this whole year turn out to be
Happy sequel!

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We are for you a glass of wine
Today we offer a drink!
We love you, respect you
Well, how not to get drunk for it!
May your house make you happy
Your beautiful family
And let the family always
It’s only pleasing you!

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If the wind is in your face - do not rot,
If trouble breaks out, be strong
If joy is at heart - sing
And always be yourself!
He will live another year. No problem!
Life is the secret
Stay young forever
Even if the year is growing!