Happy Birthday Greetings

Here you have babies

Baby is a baby.
We need to dress him up.
So that the child does not freeze.

So that the head does not freeze,
We will pull the cap adroitly. (give a bonnet)

So that something else doesn’t happen,
And the underwear would not get wet,
Well, what are you laughing at, who doesn’t happen to?
Pampers, in general, will not hurt us (give diapers)

And if the bad mood comes
How to reassure a child in an instant?
A pacifier in your mouth so you don't scream
He knew that life should be silent more (give a pacifier).

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Let's tie the eyes of the birthday girl
Intrigue for all 100!
What a present with a present
So is she waiting long ago?

Welcome, new, delicious,
And what is it - while a secret.
Only her beauty captivating
We will hand over what is not yet available.

Accept comic congratulations,
And be happy on your birthday
How long have we been searching for
A gift is simply an obsession.

Well, open your eyes soon!
And here is a surprise!
He is yours! Hurrah!

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We give you a present
He is of course from the heart,
He is beautiful, useful, bright,
Hurry up to use it.

Remember friends of course
Invite more often.
Be a diligent mistress
Tasty husband treat.

So that my eyes shine with happiness
The lips were swollen with love
And blush only from passion
On your cheeks burned!

(As a gift, accompanied by this poem, any kitchen utensils, dishes, household kitchen appliances, a cookbook, a tablecloth, etc. can be suitable)

***

We thought wondered

They argued all evening:
What does a man need
Crossed-year milestone ???

Is happiness in trinkets
In crystal vases, pillows?
In a small cottage by the river,
Ile on the little ringlet?

Of course not! That's bullshit!
Better than money - no!

We taxied to the store,
And bought a present!

Miracle apron - wallet,
You try on his friend !!!

The apron is good by itself
You will find six pockets!

The first "FOR FRIENDS" pocket!
There is always a glass in it!
And a nest egg to drive,
When there is nothing to pour !!!

For “LOVE” the second pocket!

there lies a big surprise!
So that the soul does not go out the stove!
Here is a candle for you!
And a bill for flowers
So that you are ready for sex !!!

Our third pocket is “PARENTS”
You call them day and night!
And to always be in touch -
You have to buy a card!

And the fourth "OUR CHILDREN"
And keep a pocket for them!
Children need what guys?
Well, of course, some money !!!

The fifth pocket here is “WORK”
Our main concern!
Buy yourself a ticket!
Not one, but three at once !!!

And the sixth pocket “YOUR”
The most affectionate, dear.
What will you take from it,
Spend on yourself with love.
We are not stingy for you
Do not hide the ruble.

Accept a gift from us
Remember us with a kind word.
Happy birthday congratulations
And we wish you rich life!

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Our beautiful birthday
Birthday boy, dear
We came to you with a present,
With a bag full, big.

What is there? You guess!
You dreamed about that for a long time,
And enjoy today!
You became the owner ...

(At this moment, they receive a welcome present for delivery to a man with a happy birthday)

Do not part with him now,
Sleep him with you,
Show off your gift
And love your friends!

***

Hello, dear friend!
Happy Birthday to You!
We congratulate unusually
And give gifts personally!

1.) Here is a gift for the soul,
Do not rush to be surprised
Soft sponges
Kisses will be in full force! (Pomade)

2.) And this important gift!
Even if it's paper.
He always helps out,
Never fails! (Toilet roll)

3.) If a hole appears,
Something, somewhere leaked
That is of course useful
Our gift for the girl. (Threads and needles, available in set)

4.) If everything is bad in the mirror,
The French say strictly:
Just wash your hair
Our shampoo is always with you! (Shampoo)

5.) So that the legs do not hurt,
Not frozen, not sweating,
We give you slippers
Will they fit the foot? (Slippers)

6.) You're a big sweet tooth
We know that for sure!
We give you sweets
From my big soul! (Candies)

7.) That the light burns in the house,
Our gift will come in handy
This is a light bulb for you
Our red girl! (Light bulb)

8.) Do not go fake,
Here, take a comb.
Spread shreds in the mane,
Seduce the little man.

9.) Finally, we give the pen,
To paint the payday!

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Birthday has come
And the question arose before us,
What gift do we buy?
We decided to give a hat! (cowboy hat)

Ah, what a hat emotion,
The peasants are a sight for sore eyes.
But, it’s kind of out of season
Hat summer style

Well, I will not give it
And then I will give a bandana! (bandana)
It’s beautiful in the bandana,
Only somehow so playfully.

No, let's take it in order:
We give another hat.
The connection with sports will be strong,
If we give a cap! (cap)

Why do you need a cap now?
And she sits weak,
Yes, and the color is not the topic at all,
No, let's quit this venture.

To be funny then be
Cap you need to give
Shoot, all this is nonsense -
Dressed up as a jester (cap)

He's not a troll today
And of course the king
Headpiece for the throne
This is the royal crown! (crown).

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For birthday we give a basin, it will always be just right.

You can wash the floors in it, you can milk the cows,

You can pick berries, after a booze, flirt,

You can wash him in the bath, he’s useful there too,

You can wash clothes in it, you can wash your ass,

You can sow flour in it and hang it on a bitch

You can ride a slide, it’s always useful to you,

And how will it be (.50.60 ...) we will come to you again,

Prepare okroshka for us, but find a bigger spoon,

We’ll pour okroshka into the basin, and we’ll celebrate the anniversary,

So you keep it, don’t break it, don’t think it,

Do not leave in the yard and put it in place

Congratulations on the anniversary, we all want to drink now,

Who is from the pile, who is why, and we will drink from it.

***

Congratulating men are holding brooms in their hands, like bouquets, and gifts: a washcloth, a hat, a massage mitt, a brush for legs, a gang, and a thermometer.
First: Who steps together in a row?
Second: This is a bathhouse detachment!
Third: Let's take a steam bath, warm up.
Come boldly, people!
Fourth: Very dirty people here ...
Fifth: Five years ahead!
Sixth: But today is the exception
And such a message ...
Together: There are more steam in our room
In honor of (name) - the hero of the day!

First: We give a friend a washcloth,
Fight harder, we do not mind
Unless a fool -
You'll be red like cancer! (give a washcloth)
Together: Oh, ah, eh, wow, gives off, brothers, spirit!

Second: We give a hat we are for curls,
And when there’s no curl,
Cover your bald head with a hat -
You’ll be a hero! (give a bath cap)
Together: Eh, uh, oh, oh, and the park is not bad at all!

Third: To remove fat from the sides -
We urgently give a massage,
Oh, sorry, massager,
So that you always rub your body! (give a massage mitt)
Together: Eh, wow, oh, oh, oh, you are a feast rather than fat!

Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames,
Then use this pumice
English, simple guys,
No need to scare your heels! (give penza)
Together: Ah, wow, oh, eh, it’s not a sin for you to take a steam bath!

Fifth: We will give this gang so that,
If it’s hot,
Beer from her slurped
This day would be remembered!
Together: Oh, ah, eh, wow, we would have a broom, like fluff!

Sixth: If suddenly you went over
And he more than gave in to the park,
Our thermometer will show
Maybe even off scale!
Together: Wow, eh, ooh, oh, broom last wave!

First: You, (name), our friendship,
Pour a full glass!
We have something to pay -
We can give a broom! (presenting their brooms).

***

Hello, well done man!
We came to the name day!
Yes, with your hands not empty,
A funny gifts!

1.) In the morning you get up from the couch,
And rushing to the bath
To shave my beard
No foam again, aunt!

All in chorus: - And we, and we, have a present for you! (As a gift shaving foam)

2.) That shaved, combed his hair
And I looked at my shirt
Here are those times! Well, where is the tie?
Well, where am I doing?

All in chorus: - And we, and we, have a present for you! (A beautiful tie as a gift)

3.) Dressed up for work,
It's time to have breakfast
Drink coffee, where is the cup?
Ugh you, in the sink, dirty ...

All in chorus: - And we, and we, have a present for you! (As a gift mug)

4.) You run to work,
Belatedly, trembling ...
Get up the sun before
Start, do not forget!

All in chorus: - And we, and we, have a present for you! (As a gift an alarm clock)

5.) You came to work -
A lot of documents!
No handles, as evil
Well, a sad case!

All in chorus: - And we, and we, have a present for you! (Gift ballpoint pen)

6.) Are you tired at work?
I walked to the car
Oh how snow covered with snow
A windshield!

All in chorus: - And we, and we, have a present for you! (As a gift a brush for cleaning snow)

7.) And so the wife would wait at home,
Dying of desire
We give you something ...
Though you yourself: O-GO-GO!

All in chorus: - And we, and we, have a present for you! (As a gift of Viagra)

8.) In order to count the prize,
Yes, do not strain your brains,
We give you a calculator
I really need an account of money!

All in chorus: - And we, and we, have a present for you! (As a gift calculator)

Finally, wish
To make all dreams come true
And the gifts came in handy
And on occasion!

All in chorus: - After all, with us, because with us, all the gifts are just class !!!

***

“In order to get this magnificent product, the best minds of the enterprise took the most remarkable components -“ transparency ”, so that the life of the hero of the day was like the height and depth of the spring sky. Let the clouds never run upon him. They took the "fortress", because it is needed in overcoming life's difficulties. They added “degrees” so that they were always at +100 and above, which shows the cheerfulness, charm and energy of the hero of the day. “Easy digestibility”, so that everything good, kind, bright comes to his house. And "lightheadedness" from happiness, love and fun. "

Rules for using vodka:

Use it then:
a) when the soul asks;
b) when the soul barks;
c) when the soul will sing;
d) after a bath or shower;
e) if necessary;
e) in special cases.

Recommendations for the use of vodka:

1. Do not abuse, always keep yourself upright;

2. Hide from children under 16 years of age and from his wife;

3. Keep away from fire;

4. Eat undiluted, always with a good snack;

5. With excessive libations - poisonous ..

***

Even though you have a birthday today
A laurel wreath does not shine for you.
You better take a bouquet from us (give a bay leaf)

Do not think to be angry with us -
Nail in the household is useful (give a nail)

They wanted to give a flashlight
But we found only a ball (give a ball)

When you go for a walk
So that the pants do not sleep with you,
You carry
This steel pin (give a pin)

Pour into a glass
And slowly drink (give a glass)

After a glass of snack -
The matter is very important.
Here you have a sleeve instead
Napkin paper (give a napkin)

And for sweet with us
There is candy for you (give candy)

You got the flowers, roses.
They do not fade in the cold (give a card with roses).

***

We present the birthday GIFT - A large box wrapped in a beautiful gift paper and with a beautiful bow.
Presenter: (Name of the hero of the day), try, guess, and then open it. These are 10 gifts in one! This is a mystery gift, but here's a hint.

one.This is a symbol of the beginning and end of the day!

2. This is an indicator of health!

3. This is the main achievement of human civilization!

4. This is a cosmonaut's dream!

5. This is a book lover's best friend!

6. This is the answer to the question: “Where does the salary go?”

7. This is what everyone, if not bowing, then bends his knees!

8. This is the saddle of the most gluttonous horse in the world!

9. This is a porn xerox!

10. Well, and the last - This is the last chord in today's anniversary! Well, now open!

(The jubilee unfolds, and there is a seat with a toilet lid.)

***

Our dear birthday boy!
Though you’re already [and not] fifty dollars,
Still a joy for friends -
Birthday, anniversary!
After all, any of the birthdays -
Also a reason for giving.
Because - see for yourself! -
We came here with gifts.

Birthday, dear!
We are with you - with all our souls!
But first, pour it.
Drink, respect people!
No, we don’t need alcohol
We would have a drink
To just refresh your throat!
And begin to give you
Everything that we took with us.
It's still a big job -
After all, there are a lot of gifts!
Happy Anniversary
We are generously pleased to bestow.
And without claiming a reward,
Getting down. Is everyone ready?
We are for a dear friend
Spared nothing -
Dragged barely.

(On these words, they take out a large box in which all the prepared gifts are stacked, and begin to take out each item from it and read cool poems about each gift in turn).

Gift number 1.

Take a look here:
It says: "WATER."
And although there is no water here,
We emphasize this point:
'Cause the bottle is empty though
But what a beautiful one!
For everything suits right away.
Well, firstly, this is a vase.
Secondly - the dishes are,
And not just for the bouquet:
For water and for compote,
And for tea with bergamot.

Gift number 2.

Here is another hello:
A pack of cigarettes.
And “hello” - from childhood, he:
Remember - summer, the stadium ...
Hours at the gym ...
Get-togethers in the yard ...
There were cigarettes too -
You will not deny all the same?
Though you haven’t smoked for a long time,
We give a pack anyway.
Just glance
To understand: smoking is poison!
Why, you ask, a pack? -
You will hide a stash in it!

(on these words they present a pack of cigarettes - preferably empty)

Gift number 3.

Look how beautiful
This beer can!
You can make a rattle
A very nice toy -
Throw a couple of coins in there!
What is not joy to the hero of the day?
Rattle - isn't it?
And a piggy bank for coins.

(on these words they present an empty beer can)

Gift number 4.

Here is another present for you
Under the name Eurocent,
If just a penny
From excellent stainless steel.
For what? So it’s no secret:
From donated coins
Happy Birthday!
Do not take the present back!
This is money, and besides,
Our modest contribution to this dinner.

(present a coin and throw it into a beer can already given)

Gift number 5

Here is another surprise
Not a fad, not a whim:
This is a candy wrapper.
Why, you ask, is that?
We want to infect with an example:
Become a collector!
This is the first instance.
Do you understand the hero of the day?
Who buys the paintings,
Who collects coins ...
Fantics are more reliable yet:
After all, paintings are more expensive!
And giving friends sweets
Shoot the fantasy at the same time.

(at this place present candy wrapper from candy)

Gift number 6

And from steel refractory
We give you a pin.
You ask: why would you suddenly?
For the gum! Got it, friend?
You say, maybe: “What is it?
After all, now the laundry is different -
From Trussardi, from Dior ... "-
What kind of conversation?
But take it, don’t torment your friends,
Just like that - just in case!

(on these words they present an ordinary steel pin)

Gift number 7

Look here, my friend:
These are the matches of the boxes!
Say a trifle? No not like this:
This is not a trifle at all.
Even if you’re not a tourist
Not an avid climber
But have you been able to
Kindle a bonfire in your soul!

(on these words presented a box of matches)

Gift number 8

We are glad to give you
This tube of lipstick.
And although it’s completely empty,
But beautiful female lips
He keeps the touch.
Ah yes the tube! A sight for sore eyes!
And I can give advice:
Throw it in the pocket of the enemy!
Revenge him in full
His wife is for you!

(an empty tube of lipstick is presented at this place)

Gift number 9.

Look what a charm:
Though the jaw is still in place,
Behind the teeth - eye and eye!
We give ... Now, now ...
(rummaging in the box)

Anniversary ready to accept
This thread for teeth?
Oh, it seems they blundered ...
But we will hardly repent -
The thread is simple, ordinary
It’s more familiar to act somehow.
A mistake - it does not matter:
Always come in handy!

(on these words they present a spool of ordinary thread, not a new one)

Gift number 10.

And now seriously
We will solve the “dental issue”.
This is pasta. Yes, the tooth!
Fragrant such!
We know, we tried too ...
True, doubt gnaws at us:
Is it worth it to give?
For a new buy
Today we did not have time.
But give - in fact!

(a tube of toothpaste is presented on these words - in accordance with the text, the used tube of toothpaste should be taken in this case)

Gift number 11.

Give a cup! Yes friends?
Look - it's yours!
Know you were looking for her at home?
We see - the cup is familiar.
What for? The answer here is simple:
A wonderful toast will sound -
Well, and you, as usual.
Drink the usual dishes from the dishes!
And imagine that you are drinking tea:
Do not get drunk and do not get bored!
Drink Pepsi if it's hot.
Is it better to drink from a gift?

(a cup belonging to the birthday person is presented on these words)

Gift number 12.

That's it, gifts are over.
But no: an envelope without a stamp!
The reason will be suddenly what,
And the envelope is at hand!
At least a letter, but at least a note -
After all, the way to mail is not a short one!
However, it’s better not to pull,
And look into the envelope!

(on these words they present an envelope with money prepared as a gift)

Now we all have to go
A friendly “Hurray!”

(all guests pick up and celebrate the hero of the occasion many times)

[In the event that money is not intended as a gift, but something else, the donors will have to independently describe the gift in verse].