Funny birthday greetings to a woman

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Whatever it wants - let it be fulfilled,
Let all the good things be remembered
Let your eyes shine with happiness
Good people let you meet.
May love be old,
I wish you only joy!

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You are a sorceress mistress
And to hell smart;
Not a lazy man at work,
Vigorous forces are always full.
You are soft, kind-hearted;
Elegant infinitely!
The woman is lovely;
The person is interesting!
Always be yourself
Stay the century like this
To please the eye
You are a goddess every hour.

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No, I won’t tell you today.
You banal wishes
But I’ll take it and put it
Super spell on you:

May your chest not hang with a rag!
And cellulite, go to the forest!
And you, work, don’t be
Forever cause for stress!

Let there be an arrow of scales
On the number you want,
While delicious food
Allow yourself all the time!

And may he be with you
Who got your heart.
May he always understand you
And let your soul keep warm!

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Three firemen, two soon
A wild rumble in my head
At the entrance riot police
And the apartment is full of shmon.

There are no doors, there is a fight in the porch
A dog is sleeping on the bed.
The day "sucks" has begun,
Women's holiday was a success!

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I give you flowers
Unusual beauty!
Not peonies, not daisies,
And the flowers from the blotter!

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Be the sun - shine!
If you are a bird, fly!
If you are a fish, swim!
Will you be a cancer? Call!

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I want everything to be great
Great amount of cash in the wallet
Great colleagues at great work
At "five" take a break from work on Saturday
Various questions excellent solutions
With family, a great relationship with you
Excellent health and personal life
Let everything you have is only "excellent"!

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On my birthday I wish
Life without hassle
The corner of the earthly paradise
Homes all year round.

For lunch to grow in the trees
Right in the yard
Bytovuhi in a relationship
Avoid you.

Chocolate has zero calories
And a healthy cake.
And a ticket to the sanatorium
At the seaside resort.

So that prices do not bite.
And today everything
So you guessed it yourself
What to give you.

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All so businesslike
Elegant, cool.
Happy birthday, beautiful
Be always such a lapul!
Laugh more often, smile
Never be arrogant.
Rest always with taste
Limitations are all away.
Stacked combed with mousse -
And have fun all night!

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Happy birsday, my dear!
Century live you troubles without knowing
So that the salt doesn’t wake up,
Fortunately, the cup broke.

Do not give that watch.
To black cats
Walked a mile away.
Dogs at the windows so they don’t howl,
And your affairs to be
Definitely not tail cat!

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Fireworks from warm congratulations
Today we wish.
On your next birthday
You are blinding with your beauty.
You are a fairy from a fairy tale, you are a forest nymph,
And the house is filled with magic.
You are kind, gentle, our dear,
Your eyes shine with mischief.
We wish to sing and smile
Be always groovy
You have to enjoy life
After all, she is given alone!

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Birthday - Creative!
I will buy a condom
Hosh ... just blow the ball
Hosh ... light a flashlight in you!

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The road is like a sister
And close to me like a mother
You are my girlfriend
And you can’t be taken away.
Congratulations
With name day I
Better not for me
We are like a family!

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Happy Birthday, in verse, congratulations
And, as a Russian woman, I wish:
Let the houses not burn in your way
So you can happily walk calmly.

Horses, too, let them ride by,
Only a horseshoe for luck.
Well, if trouble awaits you somewhere,
A real man let him come to the rescue!

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In all seriousness, without any laughter
I want to wish you only success
Success in work, success in salary
Success with a loved one in bed
On the beach resort success in tanning
Evening success at dancing and bar
Away success and home success
Once again success in love joys
No matter where you swim or ride
Everywhere and always I wish you success!

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Happy birthday to you,
We wish you from the heart
The fire in yourself does not extinguish
And live the same way without burning.
Lucky, healthy to be,
Meet good people more often
And in life's harsh more often
Find glades of happiness ...

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May you wake up on this day
On the island of your dreams
Where there is no cleaning, no work
No washing, ironing and care.

In the azure sea of ​​dreams
Pisces of gold, in love confessions.
Wine so that in the lamps of Aladdin
A handsome man brought.

Girlfriends are nearby to laugh
And happiness smiled languidly.
Good luck hugged from behind
Well, health will drink for you.

Let the island of desires
Your house will certainly become.
Hug you from the heart
And shout: "Happy Birthday!".

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Our life is very short -
Extend it - drink beer!
So that you live beautifully
I wish a lot of beer!
In mugs, in banks and in bottles!
A box of beer in the freezer!
And so you deal with it,
We are already running to you!

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To a beauty like you
Must always give flowers.
Not only on a birthday party,
And every day, for the mood.

And on a birthday without guesses,
The best gift should be waiting for you,
Not “devil what”, but to be good!
Well, for example, the yellow Porsche.

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Until recently, it was tiny ...
But look, it has blossomed! ..
Tom accidentally turned her head,
The other in a hurry fascinated ..
She herself doesn’t even lead her ear ...
He proudly carries his nature
In which tenderness, affection and comfort,
They desire, love, protect ...
Let the best dreams come true!
You are a woman - the Goddess of beauty!

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Today is your birthday
We are not talking about age
'Cause youth is always with you
And years are just smoke!

You accept the wishes,
They are both joking and serious:
May all days be happy
And nights are not a question!

We wish you at the stove
Five times ... to stand for a year,
A husband gives compliments
Twenty-five times a day!

Let the kids in the diaries
Fives only stand!
And most importantly, from such
To not have a heart attack!

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Lovely lady on her birthday
So nice to wish ....
Suitcase is a lot of fun,
To laugh all my life!

A barrel full of love
To every new day
Get drunk and bloom
Having driven out longing and laziness!

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Live luxuriously, don’t know troubles
With a bright smile, blind
To defeat the beauty of all,
Men's hearts to conquer!

May all dreams come true
To make everyone happier
To give pleasure
Your life every moment!

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Her lovely birthday
Need to give: jam,
A lot of cereals, noodles ...
To you, madam, by eye color
A diamond is supposed!
Huge 5 carat
Will delight your look!
And for that stuff, keep in mind
You have to eat and drink at home,
We will be cola, whiskey, kvass.
Happy birthday to congratulate
Allow from all of us!

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Happy birthday to a lady
More expensive and more difficult.
"You reminded me of age,
Foul, harmful Barmaley "
Do not congratulate - even worse
You will immediately become accused
'Cause you don't think about her
And the lady was waiting for flowers.
How can I understand where to run,
Congratulate or keep silent?

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Oh how nice to get
Birthday present.
Even nicer maybe
Hear congratulations!

We wish you happiness - for years,
Success is permanent
Good health is always
Patience - relentless.

In the family - wealth and warmth,
In business - well-being,
And be healthy for up to a hundred years,
And in life - only the best!

Let the heart sing from love
The sun shines in my soul
And the body asks for flight,
Laughs over time.

Burn like a star in the night
Shine, sparkle, sparkle.
That in the heart - do not be silent
And in this life - fall in love!

Be happy and young
And don't let the light go out
And always be near
One little man in love.

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We wish a happy birthday
Good thoughts, feelings of spring,
A million friends and roses
Only, only from happiness, tears.

Living rich and beautiful
To every shoe in the car
Rest only on the riviera,
New fur coats in the chiffonier.

What would be a cordial friend
Not envious friends
Manicure is always good
Wrinkle-free face and skin,

To make your hair fall
Cavaliers flocked.
We’ll add from ourselves -
Fulfillment of desires,

Not once, but now
On this day and at this hour.
They wished that they could.
BUT! Even more money!

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Happy birthday to you again.
Allow me to take the floor.
I want to wish you
Lose ten pounds.
This is generally tactless,
Even seems cynical.
But think for yourself
After all, the suit is not sitting,
And the tummy fit the lady
Chin hanging.

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We wish you cheerfulness and laughter,
Plus health and success.
Many years to live, like in a fairy tale,
In full health and affection,
And in honor of such a holiday
Drink a cup of hops.

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I wish you health, success and good luck.
And so that barbecue was more often in the country!
I wish children capable of learning,
With friends everything went well,

I wish the boss is not too vicious,
Spouse in all beginnings of the capable.
So that whatever you want, you can
Let them add a bit to the salary.

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Despondency in a family of cheerful mice
They don’t have fragrant honey mats:
Although filled to the top of the bowl,
Yes, the birthday girl Pussy looks at both.
Still flexible, graceful, fluffy,
Ostra claws, eyes of a radiant,
Smiling, affectionate, sparkling laughter,
And in the morning and in the evening a gentle fragrant.
Bathe, Kisulia, all my life in milk,
And also in champagne and cognac.
Do you want to lacquer Amaretto?
And let it all never run dry!

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