I wish you immodest profit
A huge bank account in a Swiss bank
Outside the city a large cottage
Strong health in addition
Great victories in the affairs of cupid
Canary and Cote d'Azur
Success in all kinds of life
And most importantly, reliable friends!
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Congratulations, congratulations!
Have fun and do not be sad!
Head in a delicious salad
Put it on a grand scale!
For everyone around to say -
Our birthday boy
The most super duper
Positive, young!
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Let there be football and movies without ads,
And borsch to the wife was always like my mother.
So that the fish were rich in places ...
May your man's dream come true!
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You are real man
Not Uzbek or Tajik.
Smart, strong, groovy!
Birthday will be yours
We will celebrate it together!
On the table is all that is needed -
And the appetizer and the wine -
So we got it!
Congratulations, accept
And come on, pour it!
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Three apartments and three villas,
Mercedes in addition to you,
And a wife that does not scold,
Though I do not believe, but I wish!
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I wish OGO-GO!
And never OHHO-HO!
A little bit ah! Well, you can Wow!
To take your breath away.
Of course, that was WOW !!
And so that FU is very small.
So sometimes HERE IS YES!
“THIS IS YES!” - not nonsense,
“CAN'T BE!” - this is real,
"YES WELL HIM!" - let it be virtual.
Wow! - to surprise me more often,
“WELL EVERYONE FUCK!” - not enough.
And at the request of EGE-GAY!
And to come true, come on, pour it!
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You're a man
You never feel sad!
All the girls are already screaming
And their knees tremble
If you go near
Before that you are a good brother!
Happy birthday, brother!
Wait a little longer
Now the girls will fit
And they will congratulate you here!
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Always in your pocket to ring
So that the girls frown skillfully,
The car does not break,
My wife smiled more often
So that my mother-in-law doesn’t visit,
But she still gave the money -
We wish you from the heart!
Your birthday, after all, dance!
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What we wish for you
Come true, we know that!
To wake up early in the morning
Not on an old couch
And in the luxurious rooms,
In the Caribbean
There is wine on the table
There are a lot of plastic cards
And on each - a million!
And so it was not a dream!
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We wish:
So that the fire does not go out in the soul -
It means there will be times!
From love to head
Spinning - these are two!
Happily open the door -
It will definitely be three!
Be the luckiest in the world -
It's already four!
Happy birthday to congratulate
We will be you today - five!
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Happy Birthday!
Congratulations!
We wish you
All fulfilled dreams:
To live in a large apartment,
So that the telly is in the toilet,
And went through all the channels
Exclusively football!
Well, hockey so sometimes,
The rest is nonsense!
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Great Occasion - Birthday,
To take a good walk!
No need for cakes and jams,
We run we buy beer!
After all, you are a man! Why shy?
No better birthday beer!
We wish that from the brewery
You had a life privilege
And beer to flow like a river
Our birthday is dear!
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Peace is always in the soul
And the maiden, in complete negligee
Hookah to serve you
And vodka splashed into a glass!
So that I could five times a day
You satisfy her!
So it's all on your birthday
Fulfilled by surprise!
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To live like a fairy tale
Shah of Persia, dear!
To give virgins affection,
And there was peace in my heart!
So you meet the princess
And lived with her for many years,
And so that you have children
And so you do not know the troubles!
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We wish a birthday
Awesome luck!
To increase salary
And you always lived richly
So that petrol does not rise in price,
So that the traffic cop did not “pinch”.
To avoid traffic jams
And so ... always stood!
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Let there be beer and fishing!
Garage, hunting and football!
Scrap house dump
And with her immortal rock and roll!
May it be with angelic patience
Your wife will carry it.
Well, at least on Birthday,
She will suffer a little ...
***
So that of course it is,
So no, ruff her, always!
And so when it and this,
It is not this, but there
When all this is to work!
So ruff tudy her in vain
So if ... to her right,
So it is ... Happy holiday to you!
When would it be in the swamp -
Japanese god and how is it!
As well okay. And health!
And glory be my motherland!
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Who the man sleeps with during his life:
Up to 5 years - with a pacifier,
from 5 to 10 - with a bear,
from 10 to 20 - with a dream,
from 20 to 30 - with his wife,
from 30 to 40 - with a stranger,
from 40 to 50 - with any
from 50 to 60 - with a heating pad,
from 60 to 70 - with a closed window.
So drink to never
the window did not close!
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I want to wish you on your birthday:
Great for your mood
Hours work and minutes of idleness,
On weekdays, in the morning, and in the midst of fun,
With your beloved in a cafe, in the boss’s office,
With a thin wallet, with a thick wallet.
And if you still start to lose heart,
Do not hesitate to call your best friends!
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Let the ladies watch, always sighing after ...
The people have a good omen -
A man every year, like brandy,
It only gets stronger. He is a master
To drive crazy any touch.
May it be so! Thank you tell God
For his wonderful destiny of life.
Let everything be as you would like!
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We wish that the periodic system of Mendeleev be used instead of the adjectives, because you have: golden hands and heart, character - silicon, iron will, and you yourself are a Titan man!
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Happy Birthday Congratulations!
I wish you to be lucky
Be fun and rich
To live not only on a salary,
And have another income,
And, of course, don't get old!
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What to wish for a real macho?
More money, a car and a cottage,
There are many beautiful and devoted women,
Life, like in a fairy tale with a successful journey!
Still good luck, health, love,
Quickly find your dream!
A lot of goodness, strength, happiness, luck,
All we wish you on your birthday!
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Let even the most snowy peaks melt in front of your charm, not any closed door can resist your pressure. Let your opportunities open up new horizons on the love front.
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On my birthday
Do not spare the mood!
And be happy to be stupid!
Let it be fun
One adventure
Brilliant your life path!
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Your birth is just a celebration of the century
You always succeed grandly.
There is no more perfect person next to us,
Which for sure will always succeed!
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Birthday boy! Congratulation
Take this holiday!
Be healthy, strong, strong,
Do not be bored for no reason!
And I wish you to be rich!
Find some treasure,
Travel around the world,
See a lot, know a lot!
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Today is your day, therefore we wish you not to hit your face today in the dirt, or in the salad, or anywhere else, but to conduct it with dignity so that you remember everything in the morning and not be ashamed of the memories.
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Let man’s life become without fail
So that the king would envy
So that only good changes happen,
And so that love plays a big role in it.
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Happy birthday, the coolest
The smartest and most beautiful
The strongest, strongest, kind,
Wealthy and fashionable!
The most joyful, fun
And, of course, healthy!
Live a long, long time
In a world of happiness and love!
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I wish you to feel like a hero of "The Hangover Party" on this day, or, in extreme cases, "American Pie"! The main thing is that the finish is bright, memorable and good! Happy Birthday!
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Let the form be sporty
You will not be affected by reform
To be king
In a big house you are yours.
And today all the orders
We will execute together immediately.
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A man should always be on his guard, provide for everything and take care of everything, we wish you to entrust your duties to others today, and to relax yourself, but just enough so that tomorrow your head does not hurt.
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Today is your day and let someone just try to say that you are old! Immediately crack him with a crutch, just put on your glasses so as not to miss! And you still have the strength! Happy Birthday!
