Scene for Anniversary or Birthday “Congratulation from New Russian Grandmothers”.
(two dancers come out dancing, dressed up in new Russian grandmothers and sing a couplet on the ditty motif):
We do not sow and do not plow
But do not sit idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance
We make the birthday men laugh!
Matryona (says):
Flower, and Flower! What are you so crumpled today like a toilet roll?
Flower:
Oh, and don’t say, Matryona! I haven’t slept all night, I have been thinking, how is it better for us to congratulate our birthday boy than to please him on such a day ?!
Matryona:
Judging by your mind, you haven’t come up with anything worthwhile!
Flower:
Well, why is this ?! What do you think I'm fit for nothing, or what ?!
Matryona:
Duc, your expiration date is long gone!
Flower:
You say it too! Yes, all the men still look back at me! Look, look, and our Anniversary is looking so mysteriously!
Matryona:
Clear business, a riddle! Why, they say, they pinned here, and even a couple ?!
Flower:
Come on, Matryona, show him the full breadth of our repertoire!
Matryona:
Come on Flower, sing it! You are the most vociferous among the two of us!
Flower: (sings on the motive of the song "Murka")
You and I, Matryona, were lucky with a hack:
To the hero of the day we will sing a verse!
He decorated his shoulders with a new jacket,
He has great authority! (repeat the last 2 lines)
Matryona:
What are you, Flower? I don’t recognize you directly, you’re sentimental! Where did you grab such a motive ?!
Flower:
Yes, inspired by ...
Matryona:
Listen, you should sing for the birthday man on the anniversary:
(sings, referring to the hero of the day, to the motive of the song “There is a soldier in the city”):
Your guests in Anniversary
Friendly sit!
Hints “Pour us!”
Their anxious look!
Prepared toasts
They drink everything for you!
“You are beautiful, there are no words!” -
Say we, loving
Say we are in love!
Chorus:
We will remember your anniversary!
We will fill all the glasses
And drink it to the bottom today and more than once!
We wish you happiness
Believe that we are very happy
Congratulate you on a holiday
The most beautiful now!
(repeat the last 4 lines, marching, go up to the birthday person for a kiss, and then Flower says):
Dear birthday boy, respect the old women, have a drink with us at the Brudershaft, we will remember with a kind word!
(congratulations on the Anniversary and drink with a birthday boy on the Brudershaft)
***
SCENE-CONGRATULATION FROM THE NEW RUSSIAN
(he is dressed in a black T-shirt, and on his chest is a thick chain, in his hands an envelope with money or for a joke - souvenir bucks)
- Lyudmila! Why are you, in kind, do we have a birthday girl by all accounts, or what?
“I wish that no one crumbled your loaf on your head!”
- I give you bucks for promotion - get rich,
- And the roof will be needed - contact me!
***
SCENE FOR ANNIVERSARY, BIRTHDAY “THREE GIRLS UNDER THE SING WINDOW LATE AFTERNOON”
LEADER:
Three maidens by the window
Sang late in the evening!
You all ask about whom
Did they all sing together?
About a friend about his
Sang songs on the anniversary!
(three girls come out, each singing his own song for the birthday girl)
1 GIRL (you can attach a long braid to her).
(sings a song on the motive “Birch, dear friend)
Lyubasha, dear friend,
You’re my idol, my favorite!
Tell me, how can one live without each other?
Tell me, how can each other be without each other?
We treated you! (3 lines last repeat)
Soul follow me
You put your hands on my shoulders
When I feel bad - you're with me
You, since it’s bad, I’m with you,
Now you can’t spill us with water! (3 lines last repeat)
2 FRIENDS
(sings a song on the motive “We honestly want to tell you”)
I must honestly tell you
I need such a girlfriend!
She, like the sun, is friendly, sweet
And her kindness drove me crazy!
Lyuba, Lyuba, my dear friend,
After all, all around are delighted with you!
So you stay the same always
I wish you happiness for many years! (Repeat the whole verse)
3 FRIENDS (you can put on a wig and a dress of a sultry cuban, as the song is performed on the motive of “Beysan, Beysan Mucho ...”)
No you,
No you are better
There is no more beautiful and smarter and kinder than you!
No you,
No you are cooler!
I am happy that you are called my friend!
CHORUS:
We all love you, sweetheart,
And we adore you!
The kindest, very beautiful,
I repeat, loving!
Let you
Everything succeeds!
May all dreams and desires come true on time!
Let happiness
Will not turn away!
Joy, love cherish your home threshold!
REPEAT CHORUS
***
SCENE FOR ANNIVERSARY, BIRTHDAY WORKER BIRTHDAY
LEADER:
As you know, without water
Neither here nor there!
Very often we suffer
From such nonsense.
But our birthday girl
Fix the problems
In her duty, we know
Water is not a deficit!
For this, the grateful tenants will perform a touching song for our beautiful birthday girl!
(tenants come out - a woman in curlers, a dressing gown and a basin in her hands, and a man in family shorts and with two glasses, one of which is filled with water, during the chorus he pours water from a glass into a glass)
SONG OF THANKS
(to the motive “How ships are escorted, not at all like trains”)
At our boiler room Tatyana
Which year is working,
With hot water constantly
Our house therefore lives!
The tap water in the kitchen splashes
And the water warms us
And the heart trembles joyfully
When the apartment has water!
CHORUS:
Water, water, running water,
Water, water, water all around!
She's watching the degrees
Water pressure is always good!
To relate to work
You are unlikely to find people!
She is so funny
And the voice rang like a stream!
Charging everyone with optimism,
The glance of her eyes shines!
CHORUS:
Water, water, running water,
Water, water, we always have!
***
SCENE FOR BIRTHDAY, ANNIVERSARY.
SONG D’ARTANYAN (the birthday girl’s husband is dressed in his costume):
(to the motive "I love you, life!")
- I love you, Tanya,
Which in itself is not new!
I love you, Tanya!
I love you again and again!
After a hard day
I come home from work tiredly
You feed me
Although you have worked hard!
Ah how the years fly by
Well, let not be sad, dear!
Guests will confirm everything-
You are still young as before!
In the light of every day
I am so happy that I have no peace!
Kiss me
Let everyone know what it is!
***
Scene on the Anniversary or Birthday of the woman "Brownie". (Domovenok is coming out - this is a participant in a scene with a shaggy beard and disheveled hair, dressed in a colorful shirt, belted with a rope and short pants with short patches. He sings a birthday song for the motif “Robin”)
Marinochki hearing a voice,
I remembered: she has a birthday after all!
I left my dark corner
To express her sense of respect!
Chorus:
I beg you, for courage
Pour me a glass of me!
I will say then at the hour of joy
Poshto came to you!
(the birthday girl pours a shot glass at home, he drinks and sings the next verse):
Do you like to clean everything in the apartment
And purity everywhere you specifically!
Trying to flush corners better
On the pope you run me unnoticed!
Chorus:
I beg you, be gentle
With me, from now on,
In the corner so that without fear I
Could sit until dark!
(further says):
Dear birthday girl, now accept a gift from me:
(takes out a broom)
I personally steamed this broom,
To make it softer in circulation! (slams himself with a broom in different places)
And you can wave them without rules,
I declare to you on your birthday!
(gives a broom and then says):
I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart
And I wish to blossom, to blossom!
Today I promise everyone:
I will always protect your house!
***
Scene for the Anniversary or Birthday of the man “Chastooshka from New Russian Grandmothers”
(two men come out dressed up as new Russian grandmothers and sing couplets on the ditty motive, playing along with a children's balalaika or guitar):
Flower:
Anniversary needs a couple
A compliment to say!
So we will be in the heat of the heat
Remember them with Matryona!
Matryona:
Give me a word soon
The tongue is very itchy!
I'm ready now
Congratulations - just chic!
Flower:
Tie your tongue tight
I won’t give up a place!
My compliment is really needed,
I love the hero of the day!
Matryona:
You forgot to see at all
Why come here!
The sign of attention is very asking
Anniversary from us, bastard!
Flower:
You're right, I’m bastard straight
When I see Vova!
But to say “I love” shy,
He has his own family!
Matryona:
Drift, not drift, but still need
Be bolder to us with you!
So, together we shout together:
“Happy Anniversary, dear!”
(approach the hero of the day with kisses)
***
(runs out skipping Childhood is a man dressed up as a little boy and singing on the motive of a famous song about childhood):
My childhood wait
Take your time, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's up ahead ?!
(further says):
Dear birthday boy!
Best remedy
Scare away any misfortune
This, of course, in childhood
We must immediately fall!
I will tell you meaningfully:
Everything is excusable to you today!
So listen and complete all my tasks:
I know you will remember willingly
What I did in childhood
How carefree with friends
You rode on a skipping rope!
(suggest jumping on a skipping rope)
To restore you
For further strength tricks,
I suggest I drink
This super dope is cute!
(offer a glass of vodka for a birthday man)
The ball is the best friend of the child!
Remember childhood again
Step aside
And kick your knee!
(the birthday man kicks the ball with his knee, and guests loudly count how many times he can do this so that the ball does not fall)
Yes, you masterly kick
What can I say for a long time!
We need you seriously
Very generously reward!
(as a joke they pour a glass of vodka on a birthday)
We are the whistle of acacias
In childhood, they did more than once!
Musical variations
We are waiting for you now!
(offer a birthday to play on a children's whistle or pipe)
For such numbers
We shout together “Hurray!”
And they also ask for a glass
Your kids guests!
(together they drink a toast for the happy childhood of the birthday man)
***
(It turns out a man - a participant in the scene, dressed up in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, in his hands is a basket with drugs and he addresses the birthday man with the words):
Dear birthday boy!
Though you look healthy
And was healthy since childhood,
But still, honey, no offense,
Take these funds as a gift!
I am a master at healing
And healer his secret
I’ll open it on my birthday
There are no more secrets in this!
(takes out a large head of garlic from a basket and introduces the first remedy):
Dope grass, don't argue with me
Eliminate any ailment!
Eat tops and roots
To clean the guts!
Bad smell
Everyone will be thrown into a light shock,
But you eat fundamentally
Dope-grass root!
(gives the birthday boy garlic and takes out the second remedy - horseradish or a jar of mashed horseradish, which you can buy in the store, introduces the second remedy):
So that there is no betrayal
And everything was friendly in the family,
Once a week this horseradish
At night you really need to eat!
He will immediately raise his tone
And take care of your chakra!
Believe me, champion
Compared to Viagra!
(gives this remedy and takes out the third - a bottle of vodka, on which you can write “Moonshine” in large form, represents it):
Sprinkle with live water
Everything must be in your apartment!
This method is not easy,
But known in the whole world!
You first inside
The body please her
And then sprinkle
All corners of their water!
***
LEADER:
Dora, Dora, Tomato,
We caught a thief in the garden -
This is a small worm
Ate a barrel at the apple!
And we have a birthday girl
Gardener, well, just a class!
She is always fine
Fruits, vegetables and beds!
That's why the issue
Worm call for interrogation:
Let him explain to the guests
Your excellent appetite!
(a man comes out dressed up with a worm, i.e., you can put a very long green hat on his head, he eagerly bites an apple, then sings a song):
GARDEN PEST SONG.
(to the motive “We are funny guys, we are guys - October”)
I, friends, are a signaling device,
From nitrates indicator!
If the apple I eat
So you can eat everything!
I respect plum with a pear,
I just love cherries!
Do not scold me in vain
I am more useful than aphids!
(further says birthday girl):
Dear birthday girl!
Let me be in your garden
I will find work for myself!
I am a pest, but not harmful!
And this vitriol is copper
I give you in reserve
From aphids so that he saved the harvest!
***
LEADER:
Dear birthday girl!
On a visit came to us alone
Unusual citizen!
He's a little weird in appearance
He wants to say “thank you”
And for what - now we find out.
The guest! We invite you!
(a man comes out with very large ears made of cardboard, foam rubber or sewn from something, he sings a birthday song):
SONG SONGS.
(to the motive of the song about Cheburashka “I was once a strange toy anonymous ...”)
I was once weird
I ate porridge manna,
Therefore, I have grown such ears!
About fashion diets
I learned from the newspaper
And immediately, foolishly, he immediately applied!
But somehow on Sunday
Me for birthday
Larisa invited and I decided to go,
From delicious treats
Have a nice experience
I couldn’t move away for a long, long time!
I spat on a diet
I bought myself a candy!
Thank you, Larisa, I want to tell you
For inviting me
And deliciously fed
After all, the ears became cool again!
(removes big ears and says a toast):
TOAST:
To fix my result,
I ask everyone to pour it now!
***
LEADER:
Dear birthday girl!
A guest from the East has arrived to you,
He is in the wonders of the famous dock!
He’s on the carpet so that he’s faster
Arrived on the anniversary!
This is the well-known and amazing Old Man Hottabych!
(Hottabych comes out in a dressing gown, a turban, with a long beard, and a rug under his arm. Clasping his palms in the east, he bowes to the birthday girl, says to her: “Hello, dearest of the birthday girls!” Then he addresses the guests: “Hello, honorable guests! ”He spreads the rug, sits on it, eastern legs bent, and then says birthday girl):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, the light of my eyes! The incomparable and most beautiful birthday girl Antonina! I came here to fulfill all your secret desires! But let me first, my wisest one, ask you some wise questions!
(birthday permits)
HOTTABYCH:
I listen and obey!
Oh, the most worthy of mine! Please listen to my first question:
Is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row?
(the correct answer is no, because there is night between them!)
Oh my darling! My second question: what is given to the birthday girl, and people use it more often than she does?
(the correct answer is the name)
Oh my wise! And my third question: from what fabric can not sew a costume for the birthday girl?
(the correct answer is from the railway)
May there be peace and prosperity in your house, O healing balm of my soul!
And now I will fulfill all your secret desires! And I will do it with the help of your honorable guests, O most beautiful of the beautiful! And so that the guests do not resist your desires, I will pull out three hairs from my magic beard!
Listen and delve into! (pulls out the first hair)
Fulfill all the wishes of the birthday girl! (pulls out the second hair)
So be it, not otherwise! (pulls out the third hair)
(gets up from the rug, approaches the guests with an eastern bow and tells them):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, honorable guests! Now you will fulfill the wishes of the birthday girl by completing these simple tasks. I ask, for everything that’s ready for me, to pull out each of your tickets!
(Hottabych takes a bag of numbers from his pocket and the guests pull them out in turn, then Hottabych gives them a task in turn):
GUESTS FOR GUESTS:
Kohl came to the Jubilee,
Drink vodka soon!
***
Drink a glass of wine
For a ruddy face!
***
Treat the neighbor to the left
A stack of vodka skillfully!
***
You, my friend, have the right
Smack a friend on the cheek on the right!
***
Tell me a compliment now
Birthday girl from us!
***
To make it more fun
Sing us a song soon!
***
Good guests today
Drop your shyness,
Tell a joke
It expects people from you!
***
It will be fun with us
If you get up now
In the pose of swallows, my friend,
Toast telling us a little!
***
Our birthday girl
A feast for the eyes, just a class!
Come to her, hug
And guests all smile!
***
Kiss the birthday girl
Just don’t spoil it very much!
***
Well, and you, my friend, the wall
Kiss, standing with your back
Forget at least for a while
About your favorite chondrosis!
***
Describe the circle with your right foot
A tummy tapping with his left hand
At the same time you try to drink a glass,
In this case, not a drop should be spilled!
***
Use modern jargon now
Birthday girl confessing love
My order is the strictest law
You say, do not be shy!
(after completing all the tasks, Hottabych says):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, the most beautiful birthday girl! And now the main surprise that I have prepared for you!
To please your wonderful eyes and ears, as well as bring joy to distinguished guests, now my students will perform an oriental dance, not sparing their belly!
(2-3 girls in oriental costumes come out and dance a belly dance to some oriental melody, or the phonogram of the song “Rasputin” performed by the ensemble Boni M. Hottabych will dance with them, then comes to the birthday girl, kisses her hand and says) :
HOTTABYCH:
O master of my thoughts! I am leaving you before your next birthday!
(bows to everyone in the east and leaves).
