Funny birthday greetings to woman funny

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I wish you immodest profit
A huge bank account in a Swiss bank
Outside the city a large cottage
Strong health in addition

Great victories in the affairs of cupid
Canary and Cote d'Azur
Success in all kinds of life
And most importantly, reliable friends!

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We wish you happiness and a little sadness,
We wish your friends not to be upset
So that pain and grief do not meet
So that joys and jokes do not end,
So that there will be spring in the middle of winter and summer,
So there was a lot of light.
And let everything conceived be done,
After all, for the sake of this, it was worth being born!

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I wish you great health,
So that the breast does not hang with a rag.
And cunnilingus once a week,
Someone would do you.
And in the early morning at dawn
When there is no strength to wake up,
Whatever the alarm be damned
And wild sex woke you up.

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Let the house fill with laughter
The joke will be a million
The table breaks from the edible
All birthday will be remembered.

And not just the part to the toast,
And when the guests arrived,
Accept gifts soon
Be in shock today.

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Happy Birthday:
Favorite and valuable
Beautiful and tender
Magical, wonderful
Heavenly woman.
Be loved by friends
Always smart in dealing with enemies.
I wish you well
To fill my eyes with fire
So that you are filled with passion
I experienced maternal happiness.
Happy birthday lovely woman
Like an angel descended from heaven.

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Today is a holiday, it is only for you
Let everyone congratulate, do not be shy,
Wanting to stay sweet forever
Let everyone recognize how they can:
In love, confession, in happiness and sin
In those passionate thoughts that lie in my heart
All wishes on your birthday
Help warm the soul with joy.

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I wish you to live
Nice and relaxed!
And to have your wallet
It is full of money tightly!
I wish the oceans beer
And in them are rams and shrimps
You would become a better captain
I did not get out of the world!

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So that you live beautifully
I wish a lot of beer!
In mugs, in banks and in bottles!
A box of beer in the freezer!
And so you deal with it,
We are already running to you!

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Happy birthday
In our rules, my friend.
Open the doors soon -
We will give you a lesson.

Let's dance and dance
Sing the songs in chorus
Let the neighbors know ours -
We won’t let you down!

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Feminine happiness and family joy,
I wish you a birthday
Less sadness, less muck
May fate bring on the way.
I want to be a steel woman
To make you happy
And love will serve as the reward
At which evil dies completely.
Do not blame and forget the moments
When the heavens turned away
Celebrating a holiday, a birthday,
Know that you are my love.

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Crash on a birthday party
Arrange a mass parade,
Raise the bar for everyone,
And tell about your talent.
How are you dodgy
Submissive woman with a dream
Sometimes you are agile
Men are not easy with you.
You are an angel, rushed to us from heaven
How Eve brought life to everyone
Abused men
But for others, love bore.

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Oh woman, we congratulate you
We wish you love, health and dreams
After all, without her, there’s no way to live now,
A scientist without a dream is a fool.
A dream of fantasy breeds
And brings something new
I wish a woman to dream
Dreams come true soon.
I wish you desires
You will execute them, I know
Desires help you live
Strive for happiness, do not push,
And cherish the thirst for life.

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Your birthday has come
Your dream come true
This holiday is for fun
He is only for you.
You are a wonderful woman
Award for men
To fall in love with you
There are many reasons.
Beautiful is like a goddess
Pretty like spring
Congratulations to our miracle,
Happy Birthday.

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Drown in a sea of ​​beer
Never know the problems
Decide all matters yourself
Do not trust friends.

Do not run away from work,
In vain do not scold the kids,
Do not get lost in a round dance,
Coy ruffled admit it.

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I wish you to get tomorrow
Fashionable gadget, and a cover for it.
So that you live without illusions
Relaxed in the jacuzzi
To marble fireplace
In a three-story house was
To true friends
Do not envy in vain.

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I wish you great joy
And happiness is the whole ocean
So that you are always happy with everything.
Not offended by trifles.

I wish you a birthday
Plunge into the fairy world
To be a real hero in life,
And do not find reasons to weaken.

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I wish you more rest
At sea, swim and sunbathe.
Celebrate this holiday worthily dashing,
To wake up with a sore head!

But before these, after the banquet
Have a fun night before dawn!
Fairytale days and fun nights
Good friends to you and friends!

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On Birthday, congratulations from us - this time.
We send good words - these are two.
To be ahead all the time is three.
Living with everyone in friendship, in the world - it seems to be four.
Never lose heart - it's five.
Multiply all that is - it's six.
Being attentive to everyone is seven.
Being always in normal weight is eight, nine, ten.
Well, and on top of that -
Happiness, joy, good luck!

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After drinking a glass of tea quickly,
I wish without hesitation
So that everything is in openwork,
Learn in graduate school.
Neglect
To all kinds of perversions.
Not to face the intellectual
Freshmen students.

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I wish you all the most beautiful,
The happiest:
Health - Chocolate,
Fun - grape,
Life is infinite
Youth - eternal
Smiles - Strawberry!
And it will be easier to live.

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May your life be happy
Good luck won't forget you
May joy and goodness, hope and joy,
You will bring a birthday as a gift!
May this day be wonderful
And all dreams come true.
May the sun shine on you everywhere
And the flowers are smiling.
Have a drink this day
Get lost in your apartment
Friends, relatives do not recognize
And do not find your bed!

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I want everything to be great
Great amount of cash in the wallet
Great colleagues at great work
At "five" take a break from work on Saturday

Various questions, excellent solutions
With relatives of a great relationship to you,
Excellent health and personal life
Let everything you have is only "excellent"!

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Congratulations from us!
This is the time.
We send kind words.
These are two.
To be ahead all the time!
These are three.
Living with everyone in friendship, in peace,
It seems to be four.
Never lose heart!
It's five.
Multiply all that is,
This is six.
Well, to this in addition -
Happiness, joy, good luck!

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We wish you good health, happy walk,
A lot of herring, port and vodka,
Both life and youth in a warm heart,
And a sultry chick we wish in addition.

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In Tuapse you would be sent to the resort,
They say it's warm all year round
Or give you an island
So that you can always fish.

No, we will give you words
They will always warm you
You will read our congratulations
You smile and go to work.

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Basket of success, bag of luck,
A bag of fun for your birthday
Health backpack - on fragile shoulders,
A tight wallet with a pack of bucks - at a meeting!

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Where to get some well-being?
This does not happen - it is a fact.
But let bigger be better
And less will be "somehow."
Wish you happy birthday
Smiles, joyful troubles,
Health, happiness and fun
Today, tomorrow, all year round!

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My dear sweetie!
Happy Birthday, my darling!
Let the gorgeous little drunk happen
In your nice cozy little apartment.
Let the invited guests fill up with you
And put you to sleep
Foreign gifts
From Paris, Milan, Alasochka.
Wish health and joy
Seas of love and success
Scarcity, goodies, sweets,
The happiness of a female, cheerful laugh!

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Today is your birthday
And how many knocked - no matter.
So be forever young
After all, life was given to us only once!
We wish life to the brim,
So that there would be no bad weather in my soul,
In short, without further ado -
Great human happiness!

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Be what you are:
For friends, a good friend
At home - a loving spouse
And a caring father
And in bed - well done!

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Let the money go astray in flocks of birds
fly to you like a hurricane ....
Let them surround, attack and climb
with arrogance in your pocket !!!

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Do not drink water if you can drink wine!
Do not drink wine if you can drink good wine!
Do not drink good wine if you can drink very good wine!
And most importantly, do not forget to drink for
so that you always have money for what is better!

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Be the funniest and happiest
Good and gentle and most beautiful
Be the most attentive, the most beloved,
Simple, charming, unique,
And good, and strict, and weak, and strong,
Let the problems go out of the way in impotence.
Let all that you want come true.
Love you, faith, hope, goodness!

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Let the house shake with the music
'Cause you have a birthday
Let the fireworks go sky high
And hug everyone, loving!

Let the gifts be by the sea
That you wait so long
Sorrow by the grief
You will find joy, happiness!

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We congratulate you today
And give you even an elephant
If we buy it at the store,
But, we are not in Africa today.

Better give flowers
We hope you are not allergic
Or a beer big box
So that our holiday is a success.

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On Birthday, congratulations from us - this time.
We send good words - these are two.
To be ahead all the time is three.
Living with everyone in friendship, in the world - it seems to be four.
Never lose heart - it's five.
Multiply all that is - it's six.
Being attentive to everyone is seven.
Being always in normal weight is eight, nine, ten.
Well, and on top of that -
Happiness, joy, good luck!
Lives let you not be sad
Cabbage crunches in the wallet
From the car, the key lies in your pocket
A TV remote is waiting on the couch.

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Hurry up to fill the glass today,
And laugh heartily
Today you are allowed everything
After all, you’re a birthday boy, and that’s an occasion.

Gather all the friends
Gifts to claim from them quickly,
Going out to town on barbecue,
An unforgettable birthday to spend.

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A birthday was invented
To receive gifts
What you conceived a long time ago
Invariably gain!

So let them give money
To have enough for dreams
Withered broom
And all that you want!

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Happy birthday my friend!
Let everything be with you:
And the penthouse and the servant
Private yacht!
In the center is a private apartment,
Dress in the boutiques
And get mad only with fat
And you live, as in dreams!

Happy birthday or what?
Happy Soul!
But grow up until all the same take your time.
Be diligent daughters
More often please mother ...
Well, in short!
In general, do not get sick!

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Today, on a glorious birthday,
Accept congratulations from us
And the wishes of glorious years,
And thanks for the lunch!
That, despite the turmoil,
Everyone is also glad you are guests!
Alas, I’m not Pushkin, and not Khayyam,
But I give this quivering ode!
With you - into the fire and into the water!
You take admiration,
And after reading a hug.

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Your refinement, your gloss
Men do not let pass
And the petals of red roses
They are laying the road for you!
May there be many wonderful days in life
They bring you pleasure
And your welcome circle of friends
It gives warmth and mood!

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I wish you were always
Slightly drunk with happiness
And to have your wallet
Looks like a suitcase!

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Wish gold reserves
You have huge
Auto big super class,
So as not to sweat at work!

And let it be on this birthday
Mercedes will give you
Well, also for inspiration -
Apartment, cottage, money press!

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On this wonderful birthday
We wish the birthday boy
To Immortal Koshchei
Well done not bothered.
So Kikimory and Witches
Walked around
Red girls, on the contrary,
Were affectionate with you.

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Everything is possible on a birthday-
Without any "no" and "but":
Crocodile in a helicopter
With a kilogram of popsicle
Arrives, congratulations, loudly
On the accordion will sing:
"Happy Bezdey, my good!"
And give a huge cake!

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Love - burning, as in the series!
Favorite movies on every channel!
Trips to Paris, Amsterdam and the sea,
The cakes are delicious and without calories!
Theaters, concerts, tickets in the stalls
And stylish furniture in the native interior!
The intentions are different (but better than serious),
Dwellings - five-room and five-star!
Passion - debilitating! Difficulties - brief!
Diamonds - no less than 40x!

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Birthday is awesome!
Calls are starting ...
Opened the eyelids in the morning
Feel - not to longing.
And everywhere you get
Congratulations from friends.
And nowhere, understand, not to hide -
This holiday is from people.

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Lovely! What an outfit!
I do not directly recognize you!
However, I’m still glad
What you smiled for me!

You ask - what is suddenly “you”?
Oh, that’s quite logical -
Birthday day, old age soon ...
No hands! Congratulations! The police !!!

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We wish you happiness pure as crystal,
Good luck greyhound like a Roman rebel
Good health, like an old oak,
Be young like a baby tooth.

So that all good things come true
To make a lot of money
And so that instead of lords and servants
Always there was an old, faithful friend!

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Who has a birthday here?
Swap your ears!
We won’t pull for them -
Just sit and listen.
Be healthy, smart and happy
Grab luck by the tail.
Do not let her out of your hands -
Ask for a car, cottage.
Fortune is a bad girl
Anyone can teach a lesson.
We wish that there was enough gunpowder
Tame your fortune.

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Let the sun shine kindly
Radiant and friendly
Flowers in a crystal vase
They stand coquettishly in the water
The smile will be joyful
Always, and on my birthday,
And may this whole year turn out to be
Happy sequel!

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One in a year - birth - day
Whether you are in flight, on the fly:
Forget all the rubbish,
Extraction of money vanity!
Stop Take a look up
Around - beautiful, as in a dream ...
Winter and summer smile
Laugh in the fall, spring!
Come on, relax, you relax
Drive the broom out of the house sadness ...
On this day all your dreams
Let them turn into reality!
And in this very best hour in life,
In love with you, do not forget us !!!

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On this day and this year
Every moment
Let him laugh and sing
Glorious birthday.
Let friends not let you down
And fate will not fade away
And invisible hard put
In life will not arise.
We wish with all our hearts:
Let everythnig will be alright!

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We hasten to wish you a happy birthday soon!
Today, wait for gifts from relatives and friends!
Today, be the brightest, happiest,
And enjoy life, do not forget to laugh!
We love you very much, you are our dear friend!
Great happiness - we are familiar with you!

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Happy birthday congratulations
And on the list of benefits we wish:
To get into the thought!
To become a new Russian!
Outperformed Gates Beale
Cottage celebrated in the Maldives!
Paris Hilton to fall in love
And fell at your feet!

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We are for you a glass of wine
Today we offer a drink!
We love you, respect you,
Well, how not to get drunk for it!
May your house make you happy
Your beautiful family
And let the family always
It’s only pleasing to you.

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Wind, calm, snow or rain?
What, answer me, the difference!
Fact - suddenly one year older
Our crazy beauty!
Spit on the weather and the environment,
The main thing is that you are a birthday girl!
I treat you with congratulations
Get the table ready. With me the gifts!

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